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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself →

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Knows a lot about pop culture for someone living in africa and in poverty. Smells like bs as usual 

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vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

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guitarslob:

James Cotton, Johnny Winter, Muddy Waters

guitarslob:

James Cotton, Johnny Winter, Muddy Waters

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metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

Not to be a movie geek but Plan Bee came out a month before Bee Movie, so it is Bee Movie that is the rip off of Plan Bee

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

Not to be a movie geek but Plan Bee came out a month before Bee Movie, so it is Bee Movie that is the rip off of Plan Bee

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fyodor-haneke:

The Comedy, Rick Alverson (2012)

People who reblog this must not have watched this movie cause this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Seriously it’s impossible to enjoy something this bad.

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Anonymous asked: You're pretty much a waste of a person.


Answer:

Sometimes it hurts a lot when you say things like that to people

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surfs up kirby!

surfs up kirby!

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guitarslob:

John Lee Hooker & Carlos Santana

guitarslob:

John Lee Hooker & Carlos Santana

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